{"id":17542,"date":"2026-05-04T13:57:16","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T13:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.milaf.ma\/?p=17542"},"modified":"2026-05-04T13:57:16","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T13:57:16","slug":"encontre-esto-en-el-bano-de-mi-novia-llevamos-una-hora-mirandolo-y-todavia-no-podemos-descifrar-que-es","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/?p=17542","title":{"rendered":"Encontr\u00e9 esto en el ba\u00f1o de mi novia. Llevamos una hora mir\u00e1ndolo y todav\u00eda no podemos descifrar qu\u00e9 es."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All\u00ed estaba, sobre las fr\u00edas baldosas del ba\u00f1o, completamente fuera de lugar: silenciosa, extra\u00f1a y ligeramente inquietante.<br \/>\nMi novia y yo nos quedamos mir\u00e1ndola fijamente mucho m\u00e1s tiempo del debido, incapaces de explicar por qu\u00e9 esa peque\u00f1a y amorfa masa resultaba tan inquietante. Parec\u00eda una masa org\u00e1nica y h\u00fameda, del tipo que no encajaba en un ba\u00f1o limpio y moderno. Cuanto m\u00e1s la mir\u00e1bamos, menos sentido ten\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Ba\u00f1o<\/p>\n<p>Repasamos todas las explicaciones posibles, cada una m\u00e1s inquietante que la anterior. \u00bfUn par\u00e1sito? \u00bfAlg\u00fan tipo de moho extra\u00f1o? \u00bfAlgo que se hubiera ca\u00eddo de las paredes? Cuanto m\u00e1s especul\u00e1bamos, m\u00e1s nos parec\u00eda que el ba\u00f1o era un lugar donde algo hab\u00eda salido mal en silencio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All\u00ed estaba, sobre las fr\u00edas baldosas del ba\u00f1o, completamente fuera de lugar: silenciosa, extra\u00f1a y ligeramente inquietante. Mi novia y&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17542\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recetasdelchef.moddecoration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}